✦ A private laboratory of useful mischief ✦

Dr. Tsuda's Grand Laboratory

Welcome, esteemed visitor, to a cabinet of experiments, contraptions, automations, and occasional thunderclaps. The laboratory remains dedicated to practical invention, disciplined curiosity, and the civilized handling of suspiciously glowing beakers.

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I

Clockwork Computation

Machines are persuaded to perform useful errands, preferably before the brass gears begin debating philosophy.

II

Electric Curiosities

Lightning is bottled, labeled, routed through the correct proxy, and asked politely not to scorch the wallpaper.

III

The Public Door

If this page appears, the domain, proxy, and landing apparatus are aligned for visitors beyond the garden wall.